Buy pre-shred bills from us

These bills have been carefully gathered through bribes and connections that we won't divulge. But they were about to be destroyed before we got our hands on them. But because of the quantity and such things like scheduling, weight, size and concealability issues, we are unable to spend large amounts of this cash.
That is why we have this service. It would raise alarm bells if we used these large amounts in our location, but getting to distribute it reduces the risk completely while retaining the rewards.

This means that when you buy pre-shred cash from us, you're completely protected as the serial numbers of these bills are not know. Also, no one is aware we have them. Because they're marked for disposal, their records have been purged. We sell the pre-shred bills in packs, and you the customer decides what bills you want in the pack.